The title of this article really intrigued me. Often times do we see "7 Habits of Winners," "7 Habits of the Most Successful People," "7 Ways to Be Successful," etc., but, rarely, do we see an article with a title like this one. I cannot wait to read the article myself. What makes us a highly effective mediocre person?
When I first think about this post, I have to ask myself, "Am I a 'mediocre' person?" What a humbling question. It is easy to answer no, and tell you about why I am an extremely successful person...but what defines success? Compared to the Mark Zuckerbergs, Bill Gates, and Steve Jobs of the world, I am very mediocre.
Let's see how Merriam-Webster defines it.
mediocre (adj.) - of moderate or low quality, value, ability, or performance: ordinary
Interesting. So is being mediocre a bad thing?
I like to think that at one point, Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, and Steve Jobs were all mediocre people. Then they turned it around, and stopped being just another brick in the wall. They understood what made them mediocre, and used that knowledge to become a successful person.
Hmmm...interesting. In writing this post, I have inspired myself to write another post on what defines success. But let's get back on topic: How can someone be a highly effective mediocre person?
Procrastinate - This one is easy, and we are ALL guilty of it. Just keep putting things off until the very last moment, and then (even then) put it off some more. You will have time tomorrow, right? That great idea you thought of today can wait until tomorrow, right? Wrong. Act on your urges. Do.
Don't Contribute - Don't participate in meetings or in class. Sit there with your head down and remain as silent as possible. Don't say a word. Never give your input, or throw your ideas into the arena.
Never Challenge - This piggybacks with the one above. Never challenge other people's ideas. Regard them as the best practices, and move on. Always assume that the people in the room with you are smarter and better than you.
Be Extremely Cautious - Never take any risks. Why risk it?
Be As Predictable As Possible, And Leave The Creativity At Home - The shear sound of the word creativity should make you quiver if you want to be a highly effective mediocre person. Leave the creativity to those better suited than you. You want to be as predictable as possible, i.e. procrastinate, don't contribute, never challenge, and never take risks.
Don't Put Yourself Out There - Make like a hermit crab, and never meet people. Stay in your shell. The world is a dangerous place.
Follow The List Above Religiously - If you are a mediocre person, you have probably not made it this far down the list (or I am just an extremely terrible blogger); however, to be highly effective at being mediocre, you must follow the six steps above religiously. Never stray away from this list.
So, there you have it...a comprehensive guide to be a highly effective mediocre person. You can continue living the life of a mediocrity, or you can acknowledge where you fall short, and change things.